why is underwear so expensive like wtf its a sheet of fabric that covers ur dinky doo
My anaconda don’t wanna go to class tomorrow
*pronounces “hors d’oeuvres” as “horse divorce”*
I think we’ve officially reached that annoying time in the year where it’s sweater weather in the morning, but by midday, if you wear a sweater, you die from heatstroke.
every year i wait for this post. it always comes right on time
instead of “bro” just say “onii-chan”
you’re looking fucking jacked, onii-chan